May 2013
crockercorp:
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
sjeanbean:
City and Colour - The Girl
wwiao:
95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the iphones front camera
I am completely 50/50 pure confidence and pure body hatred. I have no idea what’s going on. I’m vain and like damn I am hot shit lets go out on the town, while at the same time I feel like why am I so gross I should probably never leave the house. My butt is so cute. My butt is too big. I love my curves. Why am I built like this. Whew what is going on
egberts:
you know something on the internet is funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
regardsbree:
princesshodan:
grimyboy:
What would you do if u walked in on your dad deep throating a dildo?
show him how it’s really done
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy, age 4 (via bambi-no)
If ever a woman steals my man,there is no better...
yanilavigne:
(Quotes here)
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
solikeumyeah:
when someone spoils the ending to a book you haven’t read
